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If Real Life Don't--(A Micropost with Nellie)

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Consider this a preview for...oh let's say Moe Friday.

Me: I'm going to blog the Friday after my return and Kira B's post, about the travel stuff. Get back on the horse that threw you.
The Next Day: *A literal fucking mob riot on democracy by white supremacists*
My Brain: lmao fukking bye
Me: motherfucke--

So yeah, that happened. And I knew gods damn good and well I wouldn't be able to blog about doll shit until post inauguration, because my brain had fucked off to where all ADHD brains fuck off to, the Forest of Fuck Your Executive Function. 

But it's two weeks later. (literally. Just two damn weeks.) We are post inauguration as of...*checks watch* about an hour ago. President Joe Biden is #46, Vice President Kamala Harris is of the same sorority as my mom and the sister sorority to my dad's frat, and we've got a lot of healing to do.

And so do I. These last four years have been like a bad relationship. Ask me how I know! Don't do what 16 year old Neth did.

Anyways, I've lured my wonk brain back with candy canes, a pack of fancy Japanese Watercolors, McDonald's cheeseburgers, and some Crayola Colors of the World Colored pencils. It's amazing what you can get when you're not impatient. And I do work in colored pencil more than actual crayons.

See you this Friday. We can talk about shortbread and workout pants.

 Now where the hell did I put my photo lamps...? 1

--Neth

 1 It's just weird not having footnotes on my blog. So you get one. Don't spend it all in one place.


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